As the fiasco over Birmingham’s schools continues, what’s really going on in Whitehall? As “overheard” by JON STUBBINGS

Cameron: Now then Michael – what’s all the fuss about this school in Birmingham? I thought you hated Muslims.

Gove: Yes David, of course I do – you know that I’ve turned down way more applications to open Free schools by Muslim groups than those by Christians or Jews – and haven’t you read my book ‘Celsius 7/7’ in which I prove beyond all historical doubt that the world is divided up into goodies and baddies and that Muslims are trying to take over everything, aided and abetted by bleeding-hearted left wing liberals. Continue reading →