Looking for the perfect gift for the ideologue in your life? Fed up with counting off how many shopping days there are to Christmas while the Con-Dems slash and burn all that you once held dear? You know the only good reason to go down the shops this weekend is the action at Topshop and Vodaphone, so do your shopping online before you go. Don’t be a mug — buy one. From those good people at Philosophy Football who sell those politically right-on tee shirts. And bone-china mugs too. For those of us who believe no team can ever be too leftsided. Available from www.philosophyfootball.com.